Dec 242008
 

During my short stint as Santa Claus, I got to see what the popular gifts of 2008 were for the youth of America. The number one most popular gift without a shadow of doubt is the pink Nintendo DS. There was almost at least a dozen or so every night.

Girls:
1. Nintendo DS (pink)
2. Benderoos
3. Pixos
4. Cupcake Maker
5. American Girl Doll
6. Hanna Montana

Boys:
1. Bakugan
2. Xbox 360
3. trains/cars/trucks
4. bike
5. random video games

Honerable mentions to Sony PSP, Wii, red Nintendo DS, legos, and a real puppy.

Dec 142008
 

Deemed a total loss.

Dec 112008
 

I was coming home from work last night down past the malls. I just got done driving an employee home and was rushing home to use the facilities. I was thinking about stopping in at Best Buy, if I did I wouldn’t be telling you this story. Anyways, I was pulling up to some stopped traffic at a light. The weather was rainy all day. All of a sudden, I heard brakes lock up and I saw it in my rearview. A fairly new sedan closing in on me. I braced myself for impact. The force sent me forward into a Porsche Cheyene in front of me. Both airbags deployed and filled my car with a nasty smell. There was so much smoke and dust in the air, I thought Redman and Method Man were up in my car getting blazed.

My immediate concern before checking mysefl was my frisbees in the trunk. That is where I keep all my disc golf gear and a practice basket. I don’t know how they are doing, I couldn’t open the trunk. I’m heading to the garage that towed it this morning to claim my property. The car is more than likely totalled. See the pics below.

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Dec 062008
 

*To start, I took a seasonal job at Lights in the Parkway dressing up as the big man of the season, Santa. Sure it is something a little out of character of me lately but there is always a reason behind something and that is my prize at the end. The pay I receive is for a new HD LCD and the rest is for carpetting the house and getting it ready to sell.

So far, there was a bunch of kids and one really hot college student. No one has peed on me and only a handful of kids cried. One litterally jumped out of his mom’s hands.

The popular toys so far is a pink Nintendo DS, Wii games, and Hannah Montanna. Who knows what tonight will bring…

Oct 122008
 

Last week, I went on a fishing trip with my dad, uncle, and a few firefighters to Pulaski, NY. This is the first time I’ve been to Pulaski since I was 15 years old. I was looking forward to this trip for months. If you are a fisherman and never went for salmon, well, you are missing out. The excitement and experience is well worth the drive to the salmon capital of the world.

We stayed in a gigantic camper at Brennan Beach. The weather was perfect. It was cold at night, which is good for the salmon to run up the river. And, the weather during the day was warm and sunny. A huge difference from the weather when I went last time which was freezing. There was one morning which it was pouring but that stopped as soon as we got to the water. Every morning I stood in the water before sunrise and heard the salmon running up towards me. Sometimes 4 or 5 fish at a time. I had a few run into me and through my legs. Where we fished was insane. I thought I was in a fish hatchery. I’d tell you where we went, but I would have to kill you then.
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Sep 062008
 

Thanks to Hurricane Hannah, our plans for the weekend are all screwed up. No disc golf at noon, no kid’s first soccer game of the season, and no morning trip out to Bowers for the Bowers Chile Festival. Oh wait, screw the rain, I WANT SOME HOT SHIT!!!

Rain didn’t steer us away from driving a few miles into the countryside to attend the annual Bowers Chile Festival. Apparently, the rain didn’t scare off other fans of the pepper. Rain was coming down in buckets and it was a cold rain. However, the sauces, salsa, pretzels, nuts, vinegar, and more kept us warm and toasty inside. I should of brought more money than I did. The only thing I didn’t walk away with was a hot sauce for my desk at work. I did try my fair share but was too wet to decide the one I want. Plus, the sample chip/pretzels were getting soggy and stale and I couldn’t get the full taste.

I did get mustard, habanero pickles, a few types of peppers for cooking, BBQ sauce, and jalepano relish. The best thing I ate was mushrooms stuffed with crab. The hot peppers stuffed with crab was good too. I even had a salsa that was grey colored and was off the charts that the vendor used to rank his other flavors. He just said it was stupid hot, and man was it ever. There was also a sauce I tried where I had to sign a health waiver. I haven’t had to sign a waiver like that since I bought grain alcohol in college. That sauce was worse off than stupid hot. It was insane.It’s called Anhilation by Torchbearer, which doesn’t look like they carry it on their site.

I was soaked by the end but it didn’t matter to me.

Aug 212008
 

The other morning, I went about my morning routine as usual. I went downstairs to make some coffee and then into the basement to turn on the water for the bathroom. (We have to shut the hot water off due to a leaky faucet.) As I was starting to come back upstairs from the basement, one of our fly paper traps was swinging from side to side. So, I had to take a closer look and saw something other than a few dead flies.

Bats in my basement

What I saw was a bat stuck to the backside of the trap. I will admit, it fuckin’ freaked me out. Call me a wuss, but I had a bat in my basement. It’s wings were wrapped around the box shaped trap and the head was inside the box. It attempted to eat its way free. My wife was overly concerned with the bat and fished it out of the garbage. I told her there was not much we could do for it. It probably will never fly again because of the glue and a tear it one of the wings.

Of course, she didn’t listen. She ended up calling the Lehigh Valley Zoo to find out what can be done. She ended up peeling its wings off the trap and placed it in a box. She cut up fruit and fed the creature. My co-workers were making fun of me because I was about to have a new pet. Luckily, that is not the case…

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