Almost Done Christmas Shopping
I love getting a jump on the one holiday that just begs for you to committ suicide…Christmas. So much running around for family and friends, shopping, cold weather, relentless music piping from every store and office speakers. Tis the season of giving, giving all your money away. If the stores don’t get it, watch out [...]
New Vacuum Sucks More Than Old One
For Christmas, we got a new bag-less vacuum in the house. This is to replace the old one I had when I was a mere bachelor. So it must be about 10 years old or so. So it was time for a replacement. We have old carpet in the house that is slowly deteriorating and [...]
Christmas is OVER!
Thank god! Christmas with kids is exhausting. Not only is there too much to do, too much money to spend, family to visit, cookies to bake, and toys to wrap. My living room looks as him Toys R Us fuckin’ threw up in it. Now I need to find room for all this stuff. Sounds [...]